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Ridiculous College Fashion Trends for Girls

  • Leggings – enough said. They are your lifeline.
  • Never underestimate the value of a HUGE sweatshirt – It can cover a multitude of sins from the night before and is just plain comfy during class.
  • The Walk of Shame clothes. See #3 in this list.
  • Parents, it’s best you not know everything.
  • Football Game Attire. You will want something new for the football games especially if you are a student at an SEC school. Hopefully, you will not wear high heels to a football game – you don’t need “hooker” shoes to look cute or attract a cute guy. You will enjoy the game better.
  • Extra Bonus Tip: Sunscreen is a MUST for day games. You’re welcome.
  • Wear panties, not a thong – If your skirt is super short, wear panties for goodness sake! If someone could see your “privates” when you bend or sit, a thong just won’t cut it. This is especially true for football games.
  • Wear a slip – if you don’t know what a slip is, Google is your friend. There’s nothing worse than a cute clingy dress (see Football Attire and Sunday Church Attire) and then you see unproperly fitted panties. I don’t care if you are a size 0, your panty lines are showing and a slip will give you a “cleaner” look under your dress unless you want people to know your panties don’t fit correctly.
  • Sunday Church Attire – By all means, go to church in your lowest cut, highest skirt possible (aka “hooker” dress). Then, make sure you pair it with a ridiculously high heeled pair of wedge shoes. (See items referring to panties and a slip).
  • Uggs are still in fashion in cold weather. If you don’t have real Uggs, the splurge will be worth it. They will last 4 years and are really comfy.